#2

Ok, so this time, I read up on chapter 18. And I really have to say this guy is still a genius. I've been writing the coolest tips down and here's the one I think is like the best; "To reply wholly on the lion is unwise." And it's so true. I don't know if you guys have ever trusted a 'lion', but still. And following that quote, I have a story.

So I went down to the town office, right, and I walked in and was like 'Give me an app for mayor, yo." and then this lady who looked like Rue McLanahan (or however you spell it) was like "Okay, go talk to Mr. Beene. He's in that room there." By the way... that lady has super long acrylic purple nails, and I was afraid that she was gonna like gouge my eyes out.

So anyways, this dude Beene is extremely shady and a major creeper, so I kinda muttered the same thing over again, and he handed me a paper, but then he said "Wait a minute." And then something clicked, he was gonna try running against me. And get this, my bff, Raylee, was totally helping his campaign after she had helped me for like hours on end figuring out stuff and helping me. And I had relied totally on her, so now she's giving him her ideas!

So what have I learned today? Yeah. Don't trust the lion. Stupid, dang lions. Now I have to make another slogan, another layout for my posters (yeah, he took that, too.)

You heard it from the best. But anyways, so now my plans for the memorial day weekend includes as follows (in no order)

1. Dr. Pepper
2. A lot of papers and crayons and glitter
3. Pump up music! (songs such as rock that body by the black eyed peas)
4. Googling up lyrics to put as supporting slogans
5. Finding out if #4 is even legal

So have fun grillin and chillin, I'll be at home dancin like a fiend and glittering....

Later.